Obla-di, obla-duh!

Some things should be obvious to us Modernes.

It takes two to tango.

You can’t kid a kidder.

– It’s only a matter of time.

You can’t take it with you.

Life is short.

Youth is wasted on the young.

There’s no free lunch.

You reap what you sow.

And the quintessential favorite (and point of tonight’s effort).

Use it or lose it.

Get it?

Got it?

Good.