WHY IS THIS WOMAN SMILING?

“Meet Betty.”

“Until very recently, her husband neglected his physical health.”

“He allowed the effects of life to be accelerated by the AGING PROCESS!!

“Tired of feeling lackluster around the house, Bob made a crucial life-choice!!

“He accepted CONTROLOGY as his true preventative and restorative tonic!!

“Now a spring is back in his step!!

“A violent gust of wind has filled his sails!!

“Some spicy mustard is on his hot-dog!!

“With CONTROLOGY, life is a better place to be!!

“Overdosing on CONTROLOGY is entirely recommended!!!!

Paid for by a grant from the University of Contrology, Bryn Mawr, PA