IF I COULD SAVE TIME IN A BOTTLE

The first thing that I’d like to do, is provide myself with daily exercise…..because that’s the closest I’ll ever come to saving the precious time that I have left. Self-preservation is (slightly) key for us all. Time is our enemy if we allow it. It will win, eventually, but we do have the power to… continue reading

SAY “WHAT?” ONE MORE TIME!

I DARE YA…..I DOUBLE DARE YA!!! Press your heels together!!! “What?” Stretch the collar-bones!! “What?” Keep your rear squozen through this entire sequence! “What?” Carve those abs with that technique I just showed ya. “What?” I buried someone in my backyard, but don’t tell anyone….. “What?” God, you look fresh and amazing today!!! “Thank-you!”