ON A BOX?
“I don’t want Pilates, Bruce-I-Am.”
Well, you’ll be needing some sort of help to stave off the ravages of time.
WOULD YOU? COULD YOU ON A CHAIR?
“I don’t like Pilates, Bruce-I-Am!!”
You probably meant to say, “I don’t like exercise, Bruce-I-Am.” That’s fine, most people loathe, even the idea of, working out; if you can’t call upon your high level of logical reason, perhaps take a memo from your vanity?
WOULD YOU? COULD YOU ON THE FLOOR?
“I don’t get Pilates, Bruce-I-Am.”
It’s not exactly straight-forward to some. It takes an open mind, patience and lots of practice. You’ll get it after a while.
Then, you’ll want it on a plane; need it on a train; do it with your Mom; and her brother Tom.
You will get/want/like Pilates, Bruce-You Aren’t.
But you have to promise to do it here, there, everywhere, in your sleep, in a jeep…..