WOULD YOU, COULD YOU?

ON A BOX?

 “I don’t want Pilates, Bruce-I-Am.”

Well, you’ll be needing some sort of help to stave off the ravages of time.

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU ON A CHAIR?

“I don’t like Pilates, Bruce-I-Am!!”

You probably meant to say, “I don’t like exercise, Bruce-I-Am.” That’s fine, most people loathe, even the idea of, working out; if you can’t call upon your high level of logical reason, perhaps take a memo from your vanity?

WOULD YOU? COULD YOU ON THE FLOOR?

“I don’t get Pilates, Bruce-I-Am.”

It’s not exactly straight-forward to some. It takes an open mind, patience and lots of practice. You’ll get it after a while.

Then, you’ll want it on a plane; need it on a train; do it with your Mom; and her brother Tom.

You will get/want/like Pilates, Bruce-You Aren’t.

But you have to promise to do it here, there, everywhere, in your sleep, in a jeep…..

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