It’s a helpful thing this non-skid pad.
We sit, stand, and, occasionally kneel on them.
They give us stability in some scenarios, and keep our pants on in others.
Our one responsibility, when using the pad, is to define a precise symmetrical placement.
Put it squarely in a perfect centered position on the apparatus, and then put yourself squarely on the pad.
Part it right down the middle.
Call your friendly Gratz representative immediately, and order some today!
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