CAN’T BUY ME LUNCH

Ok. I’ll keep this one sweet and short. It’s best to avoid becoming too personal with the clientele, romantically or otherwise. It nearly always ends in failure and you are out a client…..please feel free to learn from my mistakes. Is the allure of a romance worth it? On the surface, it may seem so… continue reading

DON’T LET ME DOWN!

“Hey!” It’s what you’re body tells you every day. To some extent, there is an implied commitment here. We must attempt to obey the self-fullfilled-body-maintenance prophecy. To do nothing is a waste, comparable to driving a car into the ground. Doesn’t it seem too easy to be neglectful? You WILL be in love for the… continue reading

WORKING OUT THE KINKS

The bendy/foldy ways in which our bodies can manipulate, have a varied degree of relativity, based on the frequency of our actual personally-physical-involvement in the course of the parabolic synthesis over the course of our physical earthly perambulation. “Dude, what the heck are you rambling on about?” The more you stretch your muscles and tendons,… continue reading

BOY, YOU’RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT

A LONG TIME.  Who or what is to blame for the decline in the fitness level of us humans? The higher cost of ‘natural’ produce and protein? AKA, big-interest groups wishing to control the world’s food-supply? Trans-fats? AKA, too many fries from Mickey D’s? Regardless, the conspiracy theories are more abundant than the actual facts…. continue reading