SAY “WHAT?” ONE MORE TIME!

I DARE YA…..I DOUBLE DARE YA!!! Press your heels together!!! “What?” Stretch the collar-bones!! “What?” Keep your rear squozen through this entire sequence! “What?” Carve those abs with that technique I just showed ya. “What?” I buried someone in my backyard, but don’t tell anyone….. “What?” God, you look fresh and amazing today!!! “Thank-you!”  

TENSION DEFICIT DISORDER?

Yes, guys, the message has been clear for some time now! If you ever get bullied by a bigger fella, you get to kick the crap out of him!! (If you’re able to.) All you have to do is work-out hard for a straight year (or two) and you’ll be ready to hit the beach again…..with… continue reading

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

NOT YET; NOT YET! “But, I’m so worn out.” Sleep when you go home! “Can I have a drink of water? When we have finished. “Can you please put on the A/C?” Not good for you and your result. Oh, and by-the-way, please discontinue the (time-wasting) talking!! JEEZ!! It’s true, though. Even enlightened individuals make… continue reading

BRAINY DAY WOMEN # 12 & 35

Why do women seem to be more health-conscious than men? “Is it an intelligence thing?” Probably. “A maturity issue?” Definitely. “All about vanity?” For the most part, but remember your first question. “A competitiveness with other women?” I would wager on it. I think that the women-folk possess greater discipline, maturity, focus, resolve, sincerity, commitment,… continue reading

LISTEN UP SUCKAH!!!!

I pity the FOOL who don’t squeeze the heels! I pity the FOOL who don’t keep the shoulders out the neck! I pity the FOOL who don’t “pull in N’ up“! I pity the FOOL who don’t do the tushy squeeze! “FOOL me once, shame on me!” I pity the FOOL who don’t think they’sa… continue reading