The first thing that I’d like to do, is provide myself with daily exercise…..because that’s the closest I’ll ever come to saving the precious time that I have left. Self-preservation is (slightly) key for us all. Time is our enemy if we allow it. It will win, eventually, but we do have the power to… continue reading
I DARE YA…..I DOUBLE DARE YA!!! Press your heels together!!! “What?” Stretch the collar-bones!! “What?” Keep your rear squozen through this entire sequence! “What?” Carve those abs with that technique I just showed ya. “What?” I buried someone in my backyard, but don’t tell anyone….. “What?” God, you look fresh and amazing today!!! “Thank-you!”
It’s never too late to become an eagle! Let’s compare: Turkeys don’t fly more than 20 feet off-of-the-ground; eagles rule the skies. Turkeys make a silly warbling noise when speaking; eagles make a ear-splitting screech. Turkeys are eaten by the millions every year. You do the math.
Just pack up and leave your troubles behind. Why take them to your workout? We all have earthly details to attend to, and some are more mentally draining. This is no reason to let such things pervade our lives to the extent that our exercise suffers due to dwelling in the negative. In fact, this… continue reading
Yes, guys, the message has been clear for some time now! If you ever get bullied by a bigger fella, you get to kick the crap out of him!! (If you’re able to.) All you have to do is work-out hard for a straight year (or two) and you’ll be ready to hit the beach again…..with… continue reading