IS IT TIME YET?

You know that round thing, high up on the wall? With the big hand on the little hand? STOP LOOKING AT IT!! Students: It’s YOUR TIME! Instructors: It’s THEIR TIME! (Time; get it?) “It’s all about the present. Focus on it. The future becomes the past, regardless.” “There! Did you feel it?” “Boom! It happened again!”… continue reading

BRAINY DAY WOMEN # 12 & 35

Why do women seem to be more health-conscious than men? “Is it an intelligence thing?” Probably. “A maturity issue?” Definitely. “All about vanity?” For the most part, but remember your first question. “A competitiveness with other women?” I would wager on it. I think that the women-folk possess greater discipline, maturity, focus, resolve, sincerity, commitment,… continue reading

LISTEN UP SUCKAH!!!!

I pity the FOOL who don’t squeeze the heels! I pity the FOOL who don’t keep the shoulders out the neck! I pity the FOOL who don’t “pull in N’ up“! I pity the FOOL who don’t do the tushy squeeze! “FOOL me once, shame on me!” I pity the FOOL who don’t think they’sa… continue reading

MY SUN AND I

ARE AFFECTING TANS. Yup, most of us want our Sun for that golden, bronzy mood (or that olden, Fonzie dude?). But did you know that it has more to offer than a sexy vibe? While it’s true that the sun’s practical use (for those of us who aren’t agriculturalists) is limited (other than maintaining life,… continue reading

THE BATTLE OF HASTY

(Yes folks, it’s Medieval Week!) Oh, yes. We want to exercise, but not really? Society says yes: pressure from family, loved ones, friends, potential lovers/mates, advertising/commercialization, culturally fabricated propaganda, etc. Somehow an instinctive “I’m cool with that workout” attitude has fomented within certain individuals, as if a solid one-hour workout is intolerable. “But there’s so… continue reading