JOO KIDDING ME, OR WHAT?

So you’ve done Pilates, then. “Joo know about Pilates, Mang?” A little. “Aing telling joo, Mang, ees puro.” Do you practice often? “All thee taing, Mang!” Do you have a favorite piece of equipment? “Oh, joo know…..dees, dat…..joo know…..saind baig.”  Great! “Ees right here, Mang. Say hello to my leetle fren.” ¡Coño!