You will be healed!

So true.

Turn your health over to Pilates.

Oh, Demon Spirits that possess thine abs…..Come OUT!!!!

Can you say baby? Say BABY!


Can you say Jesus? Say JESUS!


It’s a MIRACLE! Please send a modest donation to The First Church of Contrology right away, that we may continue to heal the afflicted, when we encounter them!

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