“I neglect my health everyday!

It’s not too late Brother.

“I live my life in the face of what I know to be the truth!”

Receive comfort from The Method.

“I watch my youth fade faster than it should!”

It isn’t too late to slow down time.

“The Demon of Laziness has possessed me!”

Cast him out one workout at a time…..it all starts with the first one.

“My faith has been shaken!”

Maybe look in the mirror, or walk up a flight of stairs?

“My mortal sensibilities are too strong!”

Oh Lord……

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