THE FIRST PART OF THE DAY IS THE BEST FOR CONTROLOGY!! WAIT UNTIL AFTER TO HAVE YOUR EGGS AND BACON!! YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN NEED COFFEE!! STAY AWAY FROM PANCAKES!! Paid for by a grant from the University of Contrology, Bryn Mawr, PA
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LIFE IN THE FAT LANE
“HEY, HEY, HEY, WHATCHOO GOT TO SAY” For yourself? Knowledge is the gateway to absolute health. The information re: basically EVERY SINGLE FOOD SOURCE is available to us, yet we still manage to make ill-advised decisions per our intake. Many people are, actually, sadly funny (if such a description may be allowed) in their daily, weekly,… continue reading
THE OYSTER IS YOUR WORLD
People should eat more of them. They’re a good source of vitamins (A, B, C, and D) and minerals (zinc, calcium, magnesium, and iron). The protein found in oysters is strong, and the meat is easier to process than land-dwelling proteins. And then there is the sex thing.
GO FIGURE
Or stay figure. The choice is merely ours. Good thing Christmas is only once a year.