“Don’t be be a dirty birdie.” But, I wasn’t….. “You know how much your workouts mean to you.” You’re right, thank you so much for reminding me. “I’ll always be here to remind you.” You don’t know how happy that makes me. “LIAR!!!!!!!” No, it’s true. Why would I lie to my biggest fan? “Pinch… continue reading
IS IT SAFE? “Is what safe?” The health of your dental state. “How does that relate to Pilates?” It’s like this: Our teeth are in the bone family; our gums are in the muscle family. As we have learned from our study of The Method, strong muscles = strong skeleton…..so why should we not apply… continue reading
THE PAIN MUTINY
“Gotta get the pain out my body! But how?” Joint pain, sore, stiff muscles that are weak and inflexible…..these are symptoms are caused by injury, inactivity, and aging. Inactivity is the only cause that we can control to extreme. Injury? Loof both ways before you cross the street, and choose a ski slope according to… continue reading
JOO KIDDING ME, OR WHAT?
So you’ve done Pilates, then. “Joo know about Pilates, Mang?” A little. “Aing telling joo, Mang, ees puro.” Do you practice often? “All thee taing, Mang!” Do you have a favorite piece of equipment? “Oh, joo know…..dees, dat…..joo know…..saind baig.” Great! “Ees right here, Mang. Say hello to my leetle fren.” ¡Coño!
SAY “WHAT?” ONE MORE TIME!
I DARE YA…..I DOUBLE DARE YA!!! Press your heels together!!! “What?” Stretch the collar-bones!! “What?” Keep your rear squozen through this entire sequence! “What?” Carve those abs with that technique I just showed ya. “What?” I buried someone in my backyard, but don’t tell anyone….. “What?” God, you look fresh and amazing today!!! “Thank-you!”